Thursday, December 2, 2010

Fixing Playmates and the Birth of Viagra

December 1992's playmate, aka Barbara Moore, is on sale for an estimated 1,500 - 2,500$. Among the many lots, the centerfold prints showing post-production comments on the Playmates' sexy poses seem like the most interesting pieces being auctioned off at Christie's December 8th "The Year of The Bunny: The Playboy Collection" sale.

While unsurprisingly most of the Playboy memorabilia for sale offer a pleasant array of cookie cutter sexuality and generic eroticism (in this case: here's Barbara about to make you a creamy smoothie) these footnoted photographs offer powerful cues
 for a better sex-life. Women, own up to it:
- "better curve" (Dec 1992 Playmate)
- "smoother" (All Playmates)
- "slimmer here slightly(Feb 2001 Playmate)
- "accentuate nipples" (Feb 2001 Playmate)
- "kill nipple" (Jan 1995 Playmate)
- "kill stretch-marks" (Nov 1996 Playmate)
- "diminish stubble" (Nov 1996 Playmate)
- "kill out veins" (March 1996 Playmate)
- "fill with similar skin" (August 1995 Playmate)
- "kill line bellow lip" (August 1995 Playmate)

And how did the pharmaceutical industry come up with Viagra?